Smelly drunk

OMG! This guy sitting in front of me stinks of dirty drunkenness. I just saw him take a swig of something from a plastic bag. He smells like a homeless wino but he ain’t homeless. He’s got a Ed Hardy hoodie and a leather jacket. He could make something of himself but he’s a drunk!

LOSER!

Why am I still sitting behind this smelly bastard? I have my nose covered; I can’t smell him now.

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~ by thedailycommuter on Friday, March 5, 2010.

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