Ripe hairy armpit
Whoo-wee! This white man who took a seat next to me dressed in a button down pinstriped shirt and heather grey pants stinks to high heaven! I mean, the man reeks! He looks like he ought to be working in an office and yet he smells worse than a contractor! What kind of person smells like this walking hairy armpit that should belong to an Indian man or woman!? It just goes to show you that you can not assume someone who is well dressed also has good hygiene and smells good!
Man- he smells of ripe hairy armpit! I’m trying to fan the smell away from my nose but I’ll occasionally get a surprise whiff of it and almost gag!