You can’t break up two homos

I don’t know what the hell was going on with the PATH today but it certainly wasn’t running as scheduled. When it finally arrived at WTC, there was a mass of people on the platform; more than usual for the weekend early evening.

As usual, upon stopping, the waiting masses began to crowd in front of the doors; forgetting the fact that the people on the train need to get out. As soon as the doors open, I cut through people, parting them like Moses did the red sea until I got stopped by two black homos who held each other’s hands and were not letting go for fear of losing each other. One of the larger homos said in his diva-ish tone, “Excuse me!”

I went around the two gay love birds, and went on my merry way.


~ by thedailycommuter on Saturday, March 19, 2011.

One Response to “You can’t break up two homos”

  1. Mate, same thing happened to me today. Some guy blocked the door as I was getting off the train. Then when they open, nothing was stopping that guy coming into the train, except my shoulder. Gives me the stink eye, I stop with a questioning eyebrow raise. He takes his seat.

    He must feel so much better that he saved himself an extra 3 seconds this morning.

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