Bottom heavy potato chip stuffing black woman
I was seated between a bottom heavy black woman and an ugly man. Black woman was stuffing her face with potato chips for breakfast. Somebody farted. I don’t know who at first but I suspect the potato chip eating bottom heavy black woman. The idea that it is her seems more plausible especially when she was stuffing her face with potato chip in the morning. Also, it seemed like every time she moved, some farts wafted over to me….
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