Farting indi-paki man
I’ve got this indi-Paki man sitting next to me and wearing the most horrendous aftershave so as to mask the nasty darts that’s coming out of him. I don’t know that he’s farting but the odor that surrounds him sure smells like I’m in a NYC cab. If you’ve ever been in a NYC cab driven by one of these brown skinned Asians then you know what kind of smell I’m talking about. I think they are farts. It makes sense that they’re farts. It reeks of what they eat. They’re sealed up in the yellow car farting away without any consideration for passengers that get in. And they probably don’t notice it either.
It’s almost always certain that an indi-paki man will reek and you don’t want him to be sitting next to you for any duration of time. Because if it’s not them stinking of farts, they have a very pungent body odor that is offensive and lingers in your nose after you or him go your separate ways. You need to wash out your nose and blow it out. Trust me.